James KnappThat Squirrel Has a Fucking Corndog!Where the hell did he even find it?! This is a residential area, not hot dumpster overflow at the annual carnie concessions convention.1 min read·Apr 5, 2023--3--3
James KnappYou Fartedon a twin size mattress! there was no escaping it. in my studio apartment we were warm spoons, tenderly embraced, and then suddenly we were…1 min read·Feb 23, 2023--5--5
James KnappSNAKES!!!Death rattle. I am a snake. I will slither and curl up in the warmest place I can only because I hate to be cold. Like I can’t help not…1 min read·Feb 16, 2023--4--4
James KnappBig Honkin’ PipesLook out! (again) It’s the Big Honkin’ Pipe Police come to confiscate another wrench. Righty tighty. Lefty you’re a dead man.1 min read·Feb 9, 2023--2--2
James KnappI’ve Got a Boner For the SunsetThe sun is flickering through a misty gauze of cloud, refracting friscalating beams back from the surface of the deep, shimmering river…1 min read·Feb 2, 2023--1--1
James KnappThree Nazis Walk Into a Unionized Strip ClubIt starts the way it always does.1 min read·Jan 26, 2023--1--1
James KnappYou Will Never Do Better Than MeYou will undoubtedly meet someone else someday, and he will love you as much as anyone can. He will be kind and care for you, support you…2 min read·Jan 23, 2023--6--6
James KnappThe Minimalist OceanThere’s water and only two kinds of fish: small and medium. Both are gray.1 min read·Jan 19, 2023--1--1
James KnappBoy SkeletonHis limbs are not yet fully formed, but still, he is dead.1 min read·Jan 12, 2023--1--1
James KnappA Bar Walks Into a HorseThe saloon rises from its foundation, clomps clumsily on lead pipe stilts and just so slightly nudges the horse tied up next to it.1 min read·Dec 22, 2022--2--2