Three Nazis Walk Into a Unionized Strip Club

Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

It starts the way it always does.

First nazi walks up to a stripper
and says “I’ll have one extra sexy lapdance,
and no Jews.”

Stripper says “I’m on break.”

Second nazi walks up to a stripper
and says “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!”

Stripper says “I’m on break.”

Third nazi walks into a corner,
puts his head between his knees
and mutters “please help
me anyone. I am so very small.
I don’t know how I got here
and I realize nothing,
for that is all I am.”

Bouncer says “no touching.”