In No Particular Order, Several Key Phrases From the Article About Me In the Local Newspaper
Dec 5, 2022
“…and he was eventually gunned down by volunteer firefighters…”
“…the power lines leading into the abandoned barn are finally under observation…”
“…the suspect was often found loitering near the airport baggage claim…”
“…eleven chickens and three metric tons of pornography…”
“…the anit-freeze residue was found to not be domestic in origin…”
“…former President Jimmy Carter has declined to comment…”
“…suitcase containing an unfinished rock opera…”
“…but it was not, in fact, the bravest little kitten in New Jersey…”
“…after the smoke cleared, it was obvious he’d refused to remove his shoes…”
and finally,
“…it was obviously a dark day for the Department of Agriculture…”
