That Squirrel Has a Fucking Corndog!Where the hell did he even find it?! This is a residential area, not hot dumpster overflow at the annual carnie concessions convention.Apr 5, 2023A response icon3Apr 5, 2023A response icon3
You Fartedon a twin size mattress! there was no escaping it. in my studio apartment we were warm spoons, tenderly embraced, and then suddenly we were…Feb 23, 2023A response icon5Feb 23, 2023A response icon5
SNAKES!!!Death rattle. I am a snake. I will slither and curl up in the warmest place I can only because I hate to be cold. Like I can’t help not…Feb 16, 2023A response icon4Feb 16, 2023A response icon4
Big Honkin’ PipesLook out! (again) It’s the Big Honkin’ Pipe Police come to confiscate another wrench. Righty tighty. Lefty you’re a dead man.Feb 9, 2023A response icon2Feb 9, 2023A response icon2
I’ve Got a Boner For the SunsetThe sun is flickering through a misty gauze of cloud, refracting friscalating beams back from the surface of the deep, shimmering river…Feb 2, 2023A response icon1Feb 2, 2023A response icon1
Three Nazis Walk Into a Unionized Strip ClubIt starts the way it always does.Jan 26, 2023A response icon1Jan 26, 2023A response icon1
You Will Never Do Better Than MeYou will undoubtedly meet someone else someday, and he will love you as much as anyone can. He will be kind and care for you, support you…Jan 23, 2023A response icon6Jan 23, 2023A response icon6
The Minimalist OceanThere’s water and only two kinds of fish: small and medium. Both are gray.Jan 19, 2023A response icon1Jan 19, 2023A response icon1
Boy SkeletonHis limbs are not yet fully formed, but still, he is dead.Jan 12, 2023A response icon1Jan 12, 2023A response icon1
A Bar Walks Into a HorseThe saloon rises from its foundation, clomps clumsily on lead pipe stilts and just so slightly nudges the horse tied up next to it.Dec 22, 2022A response icon2Dec 22, 2022A response icon2
