James KnappThat Squirrel Has a Fucking Corndog!Where the hell did he even find it?! This is a residential area, not hot dumpster overflow at the annual carnie concessions convention.Apr 5, 20233Apr 5, 20233
James KnappYou Fartedon a twin size mattress! there was no escaping it. in my studio apartment we were warm spoons, tenderly embraced, and then suddenly we were…Feb 23, 20235Feb 23, 20235
James KnappSNAKES!!!Death rattle. I am a snake. I will slither and curl up in the warmest place I can only because I hate to be cold. Like I can’t help not…Feb 16, 20234Feb 16, 20234
James KnappBig Honkin’ PipesLook out! (again) It’s the Big Honkin’ Pipe Police come to confiscate another wrench. Righty tighty. Lefty you’re a dead man.Feb 9, 20232Feb 9, 20232
James KnappI’ve Got a Boner For the SunsetThe sun is flickering through a misty gauze of cloud, refracting friscalating beams back from the surface of the deep, shimmering river…Feb 2, 20231Feb 2, 20231
James KnappThree Nazis Walk Into a Unionized Strip ClubIt starts the way it always does.Jan 26, 20231Jan 26, 20231
James KnappYou Will Never Do Better Than MeYou will undoubtedly meet someone else someday, and he will love you as much as anyone can. He will be kind and care for you, support you…Jan 23, 20236Jan 23, 20236
James KnappThe Minimalist OceanThere’s water and only two kinds of fish: small and medium. Both are gray.Jan 19, 20231Jan 19, 20231
James KnappBoy SkeletonHis limbs are not yet fully formed, but still, he is dead.Jan 12, 20231Jan 12, 20231
James KnappA Bar Walks Into a HorseThe saloon rises from its foundation, clomps clumsily on lead pipe stilts and just so slightly nudges the horse tied up next to it.Dec 22, 20222Dec 22, 20222
